Wednesday, October 17, 2007

"Now that's a knife!"

Please, Eric and Brett...put those lil things you call a knife away. In the words of Al Pacino, "Say hello to my new friend."

11 comments:

joeheywood said...

If I was a cop, I would carry that knife in a forearm quiver.

Bryan & Bobbie said...

I peed. -Bryan

brettsherrie said...

I think the only way to really know whose knife is better, is to have a knife fight. I'm thinking knife fight instead of football for Thanksgiving. -Sherrie

brettsherrie said...

I'd win. -Brett

The Real Jim Heywood said...

My pommel is bigger than your pommel.

johnsun said...

You bring your knife, I'll bring my SKS. We'll start 100 feet apart and I'll only use the bayonet if I miss with my bullets. John

joeheywood said...

Tchaikowski would catch each bullet by letting them stick on the tip of his hand-made Russian switchblade, bejeweled with Black Sea rubies; he would whittle them into little Russian nesting dolls, and then he would place you inside of one of those dolls.

Dave Heywood said...

John: Really... Have you seen my duty belt, my off duty weapon, and what is strapped to my roof of my car? You have already experienced one of the tools on my belt(voluntary), have you forgotten already? One tool you don't want to experience and is only used if all others fail...The RADIO, that one will bring the calvary which multiplies TOOLS... need I say more!

joeheywood said...

I think we should have a tazer fight.

Anonymous said...

Hey you should tazer me for fun! Wait, that would be stupid.

joeheywood said...

So much anger to mask the fear.